Score: 10

"Perfect."

submission: All Women Are Whores

date: July 16, 2009

Originality: 10/10 (At first, I was skeptical after reading the title, but after listening to your words of wisdom, I am a firm believer in your statement. Logically, yes, you are correct, and figuring out that logic simply amazes me. Well done. You should be a priest or something. Everyone listens to those dudes no matter what they say. This is gold right here.)

Score: 7

"Fun, but there's room for improvement"

submission: Stickya Adventurya

date: July 5, 2009

Gameplay: 6/10 (I had a hard time killing opponents as I'd have to walk up to them and quickly turning around and "fart" to kill them. This inhibited all of strategy I had to beat the game. Also, it took many hours to master this method of elimination, especially the bosses.)
Difficulty: 6/10 (Horribly difficult and frustrating even without the limit on respawns, thank god. Mixing the difficulty of enemies and the method of killing makes this game a huge challenge to complete. This being said, the medal "YOU MUST BE CHEATING" is quite literally the method you must use to achieve this medal. Unless your just a kick-ass player.)
Originality: 10/10 (Highly original with a comedic storyline, this game has the basis for a great, addicting, fun and original game. With some minor improvements, this game can be legendary.)

Score: 4

"Bugs Galore. My experience has been ruined."

submission: Vector Boom

date: June 30, 2009

[THIS REVIEW SIGNIFIES MY PERSONAL GAME PLAY.]

Gameplay: 7/10 (Great game. This gave me a very good first impression and I was excited to play the game. The menu screen and music are absolutely perfect. Nothing to complain there. The actual game itself was pleasing. I enjoyed this new style of game as I've never played a game like this before. The variation of enemies and upgrades were nice, though, perhaps different weapon upgrades and such would have been nice. Pardon if there are, as I didn't make it past the 2nd stage. Also, I would recommend *highly* to position the ship somewhere else. The corner is a nice spot, if they enemies all came from the opposite side of the screen. I found it extremely unfair that enemies would pop-up *right* next to you from the upper right hand corner and you'd have less than a second to react to it.)
Originality: 8/10 (Highly original, but lacks a plot or storyline of sorts. The medals and their simplicity are nice as well, but reading the reviews below, it appears these don't work anyways.)
Difficulty: 0/10 (This is where it hurts. There is a *major* bug that completely ruins the game for all who suffer it's devastation. Specifically, the blue ships. As you know, these ships shoot missiles at you from a far distance. The problem? They don't appear on the screen. How can you expect us to kill something we can't see? I attempted to simply blow up all the missiles they shot at me and perhaps they'd inch closer or the stage would end, but instead, I found myself with no energy and I was simply devastated by a target I could not kill in under 30 seconds. Honestly, there were so many missiles my screen started to become choppy. Even so, I *did* manage to pick up the "Max Energy" power up. I believed this would be my salvation. With health to withstand three to five more missiles, I unloaded and made the biggest circle possible, repeatedly. The missiles stopped and I though I had made it through the bug. Wrong. I simply destroyed the missiles but I was been pelted with more when the "Max Energy" power up ceased. In dire frustration and my ruined experience, I will not play this again until it is fixed. I couldn't imagine how frustrated I'd be if I had 215,000 points in survival mode and had to deal with the sting of this bug. I'm not saying this is not a good game, by no means it is great, but this bug severely inhibits those who have to deal with it.)

Score: 10

"Holy shit."

submission: Lion King - F-777 ReMiX

date: June 26, 2009

I must admit, I was BLOWN out of the water. After seeing the title, I expect this to be a joke, but holy shit. Just, wow.

FX: 10/10 (Perfect, spot on, and just polished beautifully.)
Bass: 10/10 (Amazing. It's there when it needs to be and in the background when it doesn't.)
Flow: 10/10 (Flows without imperfection into the next beats and styles of the song. Beautifully mastered.)
Originality: 10/10 (You just took something from a child's movie and developed it into a legend for Techo. Truly either the work of Jesus, Zeus, or someone who's just really fucking talented. Bravo.)

I don't rate or review music, but this was too good to pass up. Amazing job. Will continue to stop by your page for anything as spine-tingling as this.